Their eyes met like stars - a tale of a FC and his scout by Hadrian Bridgeman

[ 2015.03.14 22:51:13 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "The HERO fleet of frigates ventured deeper into space, in the hopes of finding content..."
[ 2015.03.14 22:51:30 ] Ozone Killer > even if we caught that carrier I doubt we have the dps to kill it :)
[ 2015.03.14 22:51:56 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Ozone Killer  HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME LOGIC
[ 2015.03.14 22:52:13 ] John Bait > nidh at IV prob. pos
[ 2015.03.14 22:52:39 ] Gregorovich Vokan > What happened to the Fanfics?
[ 2015.03.14 22:52:46 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "The heroic bursts were wondering what to do with their reps, as they saw them rusting..."
[ 2015.03.14 22:52:58 ] Pardet Kynes > Lychton+Elo knight
[ 2015.03.14 22:52:58 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Excellent
[ 2015.03.14 22:53:00 ] Pardet Kynes > Ship it
[ 2015.03.14 22:53:35 ] Shana La'Salle > Which ship? :D
[ 2015.03.14 22:53:35 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "The scout looked quite attractive in his ship. Logi squad had an idea, but surely it couldn't be possible..."
[ 2015.03.14 22:53:35 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Hadrian Bridgeman We are minmattar, if we weren't rusting, something would be wrong
[ 2015.03.14 22:53:52 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Gregorovich Vokan Good point.
[ 2015.03.14 22:54:48 ] maydNNN > die in the son
[ 2015.03.14 22:54:52 ] maydNNN > cmon
[ 2015.03.14 22:54:57 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "Aylee Donut, felt a bit frigid after scouting for a !@#$ton of systems in a glorious attempt to find ratters..."
[ 2015.03.14 22:55:53 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "His suave accent was sadly unable to impress any of the ratters in these outlying systems."
[ 2015.03.14 22:56:07 ] Gregorovich Vokan > This is too good
[ 2015.03.14 22:56:15 ] Teo Ormand > lol
[ 2015.03.14 22:56:30 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "Our heroic scout decided to try his luck at one of the, *gasp* sanctums."
[ 2015.03.14 22:57:23 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "The bursts were bursting (pun intended) with anticipation as the rest of the fleet shotgunned all over the system. Mmm-mmm."
[ 2015.03.14 22:58:46 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Победа: psycotic1 (Chimera*) Mmm ratting carrier OM NOM NOM
[ 2015.03.14 22:58:47 ] Daytrdr > !
[ 2015.03.14 22:58:58 ] John Bait > we can over JI-LGM ?
[ 2015.03.14 22:59:25 ] John Bait > fly*
[ 2015.03.14 22:59:27 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > " Gregorovich Vokan was confused."
[ 2015.03.14 22:59:48 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Gregorovich Vokan dranks o beer in his confusion
[ 2015.03.14 22:59:58 ] Drackulis > UU I HAVE BEAR
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:01 ] Drackulis > beer
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:01 ] Drackulis > fuck
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:05 ] Cleon 1st > Gregorovich Vokan hurt himself in his confusion.
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:09 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "You have one hostile in local, no visual", growled Aylee Donut in a low voice.
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:15 ] Gregorovich Vokan > I HAVE LIKE 4 BEERS
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:25 ] maydNNN > i got a teddy bear
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:27 ] Drackulis > fucken foster
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:41 ] Pardet Kynes > Hadrian Bridgeman I am too aroused
[ 2015.03.14 23:00:52 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "U- is clear." spoke Aylee Donut in his dulcet tone.
[ 2015.03.14 23:01:05 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Half of the fleet was intensely aroused at this point.
[ 2015.03.14 23:01:08 ] Daytrdr > Teddy bear and a bear bottle, you guys are slightly twisted
[ 2015.03.14 23:01:35 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "+1, +1" Aylee said.
[ 2015.03.14 23:01:57 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > MATH IS HARD YE BASTIDS
[ 2015.03.14 23:02:57 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "Tackle that capsule!" ordered Vic Tranow briskly.
[ 2015.03.14 23:03:13 ] Gregorovich Vokan > SHIPPING
[ 2015.03.14 23:03:26 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Shipping is magic
[ 2015.03.14 23:03:33 ] Cleon 1st > What's fastest/best way to break cloak after jumping.(in order to lock a target)
[ 2015.03.14 23:03:39 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Sorry FC, no content means fanfic. It's Hadrian's patented FC training strategy.
[ 2015.03.14 23:03:58 ] Pardet Kynes > Hadrian Bridgeman moar fanfics
[ 2015.03.14 23:04:18 ] Teo Ormand > Cleon 1st Good question. I would also like to know the answer.
[ 2015.03.14 23:04:51 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Teo Ormand  Cleon 1st Hold approach key shortcut, click on them.
[ 2015.03.14 23:05:09 ] Cleon 1st > Hadrian Bridgeman ty :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:05:14 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > 7o
[ 2015.03.14 23:05:30 ] Ozone Killer > "q" is standard I think
[ 2015.03.14 23:06:03 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > The witty banter between Aylee Donut and Vic Tranow carried a strange undertone of "tension."
[ 2015.03.14 23:06:13 ] Ozone Killer > can also be used to align to things that are otherwise out of range
[ 2015.03.14 23:06:36 ] Pardet Kynes > Hadrian Bridgeman my sides
[ 2015.03.14 23:06:39 ] Pardet Kynes > are in jita
[ 2015.03.14 23:07:07 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > NOTE FROM AUTHOR: Oh yeaaah, his "out gate" is *clear*.
[ 2015.03.14 23:07:18 ] Drackulis > thats not good
[ 2015.03.14 23:07:21 ] Gregorovich Vokan > oh man I am losing it
[ 2015.03.14 23:07:29 ] Shana La'Salle > I'm aroused.
[ 2015.03.14 23:07:47 ] Drackulis > Shana La'Salle pls no raperino
[ 2015.03.14 23:07:49 ] Pardet Kynes > My gate is always green for you *wink wink*
[ 2015.03.14 23:08:05 ] John Bait > what :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:08:07 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > The strange chemistry between FCs and scouts was notorious in all of New Eden.
[ 2015.03.14 23:08:27 ] Cleon 1st > something about a brown hole....
[ 2015.03.14 23:08:30 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Indeed, many a scandal had erupted in secret command channels in Mumble.
[ 2015.03.14 23:08:50 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > THE FANFIC STOPS WHEN THE CONTENT STARTS.
[ 2015.03.14 23:08:52 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:09:50 ] Pardet Kynes > Oh yeah, launch that missle into my exhaust port
[ 2015.03.14 23:09:58 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > The neutral in the next system also pondered the strange chemistry between Aylee and the fleet behind him.
[ 2015.03.14 23:10:33 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Beware Psychic neuts
[ 2015.03.14 23:10:35 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "Come on in if you want." continued the heroic scout in his soft tones.
[ 2015.03.14 23:10:42 ] Teo Ormand > lololol
[ 2015.03.14 23:11:46 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > The order to shotgun, issued by our Brave FC, incited a strangely arousing response in his fleet.
[ 2015.03.14 23:11:56 ] Drackulis > ffs
[ 2015.03.14 23:12:32 ] Daytrdr > this beer is foam-enting in my gut
[ 2015.03.14 23:13:00 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Made all the more strange by a .. rather unsual accent that tingled quite a few autocannons and lasers.
[ 2015.03.14 23:13:31 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > NOTE FROM AUTHOR: Stop reading fanfic and pay attention to FC!
[ 2015.03.14 23:13:37 ] Pardet Kynes > Hadrian Bridgeman never
[ 2015.03.14 23:14:07 ] Pardet Kynes > who needs fc when you have ff
[ 2015.03.14 23:14:32 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "That fuckin' malediction." growled the FC into his mic.
[ 2015.03.14 23:14:50 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Putting words in FC's mouth
[ 2015.03.14 23:15:20 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Cthulhu pondered this HERO fleet prowling the constellation.
[ 2015.03.14 23:15:31 ] Pardet Kynes > Aylee is putting something else in the FC's mouth, if ya know what I mean
[ 2015.03.14 23:15:44 ] Izzy Sunji > what system are you in guys, my internet dropped
[ 2015.03.14 23:15:49 ] Teo Ormand > N-CREL
[ 2015.03.14 23:15:53 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Izzy Sunji  N-CREL
[ 2015.03.14 23:15:55 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Hadrian Bridgeman We would be far more likely to encounter Azathoth out here than Cthulu
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:00 ] Shana La'Salle > Khorne looked at Cthulhu and considerd calamari for dinner.
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:03 ] Izzy Sunji > ta
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:04 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Gregorovich Vokan +1
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:09 ] Daytrdr > The Blood God see Cthulhu, licks lips hungrily
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:18 ] Drackulis > nurgle intervened and gave both of them the siphylys
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:20 ] Vic Tranow > E3-SDZ
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:24 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Who knew that space could be such a lonely place.
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:33 ] Pardet Kynes > Hey there chuthulu down in your sunken city you're a million miles distant and the stars look very pretty from rleyh
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:43 ] Pardet Kynes > so close yet so far away
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:50 ] Pardet Kynes > ia iay
[ 2015.03.14 23:16:57 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > StarBURST, if you know what I mean.
[ 2015.03.14 23:17:37 ] Cleon 1st > love/hate?
[ 2015.03.14 23:17:41 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > The logi squad pondered each other and looked forlornly at their drones.
[ 2015.03.14 23:17:52 ] Drackulis > THE ADJECTIVES ARE TOO MUCH
[ 2015.03.14 23:17:54 ] Drackulis > PLS
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:01 ] Shana La'Salle > The lonely Ewar looked at his ship and sighed at his uselessness.
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:05 ] Pardet Kynes > nien
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:05 ] Aylee Donut > x
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:06 ] Izzy Sunji > x
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:09 ] John Bait > shot this fuck ihub?
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:10 ] Kushy Ganjatarian > x
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:15 ] Izzy Sunji > 15 secs
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:19 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > A Warrior drone, though a bit rusty, looked quite appealing at this point in time.
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:23 ] Drackulis > is that kushy for kush?
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:29 ] Kushy Ganjatarian > :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:18:55 ] Pardet Kynes > Hadrian Bridgeman they have like super realdolls now probably
[ 2015.03.14 23:19:13 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Logi squad locked each other up in anticipating of the repping to come.
[ 2015.03.14 23:19:25 ] Drackulis > raping*
[ 2015.03.14 23:19:32 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Oh god why  Hadrian Bridgeman
[ 2015.03.14 23:20:27 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Gregorovich Vokan drawled a bunch of commands into his Burst in what could said to be a Texan accent from ages past.
[ 2015.03.14 23:20:45 ] Teo Ormand > lolo
[ 2015.03.14 23:20:50 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > NOTE FROM AUTHOR: I'm so sorry.
[ 2015.03.14 23:20:50 ] Pardet Kynes > #REKT
[ 2015.03.14 23:21:03 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Hadrian Bridgeman 'Murica
[ 2015.03.14 23:21:09 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > MURICA!
[ 2015.03.14 23:21:39 ] Ozone Killer > I will dock up when we got to GE, need to get something to eat
[ 2015.03.14 23:21:41 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > OH GAWD A-OK
[ 2015.03.14 23:21:47 ] Cleon 1st > just can't help the pun... every time.... :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:21:54 ] John Bait > eating is overrated
[ 2015.03.14 23:22:09 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > A lone Warrior drone emerged from the bay of one of the burts and approached another burst.
[ 2015.03.14 23:22:21 ] Ozone Killer > yeah I know but I like food
[ 2015.03.14 23:22:41 ] Cleon 1st > I didn't hear the call either
[ 2015.03.14 23:22:43 ] Shixxor > he didnt call for the jump
[ 2015.03.14 23:22:47 ] maydNNN > fc i forgive u
[ 2015.03.14 23:22:51 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > A trail of mechanical tentacles erupted from the lone warrior drone.
[ 2015.03.14 23:22:57 ] Shana La'Salle > WOAH
[ 2015.03.14 23:22:57 ] Pardet Kynes > Hadrian Bridgeman oh god why
[ 2015.03.14 23:23:00 ] Cleon 1st > I forgive fc too :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:23:01 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Hadrian Bridgeman What the hell
[ 2015.03.14 23:23:08 ] Shana La'Salle > Drone Tentacle Porn
[ 2015.03.14 23:23:16 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > THE FANFIC STOPS WHEN THE CONTENT STARTS FC.
[ 2015.03.14 23:23:19 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:23:46 ] John Bait > ju*p or not
[ 2015.03.14 23:23:58 ] maydNNN > XD
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:03 ] maydNNN > good times
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:07 ] Pardet Kynes > Hadrian Bridgeman was it a warrior one or warrior 2
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:20 ] Cleon 1st > awww
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:27 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "The tentacles were up my !@#$" said the FC and laughed. The fleet felt distinctly *excited*.
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:34 ] Drackulis > FOR FUCKS SKAE
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:40 ] Pardet Kynes > XD
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:43 ] Shixxor > everbody align to M warp F3 over align 23KL
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:51 ] Drackulis > Shixxor xDDDD
[ 2015.03.14 23:24:57 ] Drackulis > made me giggle
[ 2015.03.14 23:25:06 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Perhaps they were about to a bonding of the scout and the FC in a spectacular fashion.
[ 2015.03.14 23:25:18 ] Pardet Kynes > lololololololololololol
[ 2015.03.14 23:25:35 ] John Bait > is this fanfic ? ^^^
[ 2015.03.14 23:25:43 ] Teo Ormand > The content that we're getting from this fleet is... different.
[ 2015.03.14 23:26:00 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Could be a foreshadowing of events to come, given the strange motions of the two drones orbiting frantically next to some of the bursts.
[ 2015.03.14 23:26:28 ] Cleon 1st > I named my Moa "Black Snake Moa"
[ 2015.03.14 23:26:39 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > "Juicy" loot.
[ 2015.03.14 23:26:45 ] Shixxor > Vic Tranow where you from?
[ 2015.03.14 23:26:46 ] John Bait > still isk positive
[ 2015.03.14 23:26:53 ] Ozone Killer > scout is primary
[ 2015.03.14 23:27:35 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > The two warrior drones disappearing in a swarm of mechanical tentacles that were entertwined with each other.
[ 2015.03.14 23:27:51 ] Gregorovich Vokan > Hadrian Bridgeman Soon to make a warrior 4
[ 2015.03.14 23:28:24 ] Aylee Donut > -1 scout
[ 2015.03.14 23:28:25 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Aylee Donut felt a bit "worn" after the fleet.
[ 2015.03.14 23:28:26 ] Izzy Sunji > i gotta go to bed, thanks guys
[ 2015.03.14 23:28:54 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > *bow*
[ 2015.03.14 23:28:59 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > To be continued next time.
[ 2015.03.14 23:29:21 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > Where we find out the exact nature of the relationship between scouts and FC.
[ 2015.03.14 23:29:26 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > DON'T MISS IT FOLKS!
[ 2015.03.14 23:29:35 ] Hakim Dakh'Ar > Vic Tranow thanks for fleet
[ 2015.03.14 23:29:35 ] Shixxor > thanks for leading so far FC
[ 2015.03.14 23:29:50 ] Jon Ultra > thanks for fleet
[ 2015.03.14 23:30:05 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > The drones.
[ 2015.03.14 23:30:06 ] Teo Ormand > Alright, I'm off. Good fleet.
[ 2015.03.14 23:30:08 ] Hadrian Bridgeman > :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:30:10 ] Jon Ultra > yes last fleet lost two eagles
[ 2015.03.14 23:30:10 ] John Bait > 2 warriors ? :)
[ 2015.03.14 23:30:11 ] Teo Ormand > Good fan fiction.