Saturday 9 March 2013

I sit back Drinking my Rum & smerking,

"I sit back Drinking my Rum & smerking, Knowing my direct eforts have made that happen. Supply and Demand is more powerfull then a swarm of combat ships. After all I made them ships. Muahahahaha..... I am MasterYON! who the fuck are you?"

Hi.

We're a swarm of combat ships: https://kb.pleaseign...l&kll_id=770944

We went out tonight on a long frigate roam and got rather lost. I think many of our new pilots had no idea that most of null sec is actually empty as Delve where we live is something of a thunderdome at the moment. It had been a long dull trip.

We camped the EC- gate for a few minutes then got bored and an enterprising scout found someone sitting in a very expensive ship not moving.

Losing our fleet was a shortcut home for us and infinitely preferable to making the 40 jumps or whatever back to where we live so in we charged.

We had 24 frigates and destroyers and cruisers on the kill mail, all of us killed by Concord, the high sec police. The player we killed was somewhat shocked and conversation was conducted in Local.

[00:27:46] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Torrinos
[00:28:53] Sir Ad1e > Shit http://i.imgur.com/Wbo0i.png u better http://media.fukung....7144b68f6c5.gif
[00:29:13] DoraTheExplora Taft > it's happening
[00:29:13] Shaymac > YOLO
[00:29:15] Aluco Strix > B0RT B0RT B0RT B0RT
[00:29:28] DoraTheExplora Taft > NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[00:29:38] DoraTheExplora Taft > :D
[00:29:41] BiddiXXL > gf
[00:29:41] DoraTheExplora Taft > DID IT!
[00:29:43] DoraTheExplora Taft > OP SUCCESS
[00:29:47] Jaffinator > gf
[00:29:48] Sir Ad1e > gf
[00:29:48] Exivate K'thal > gf
[00:29:49] Plexas Aideron > gf
[00:29:50] FIRMER1 FIRMAGE > gf
[00:29:50] Merlin Sotken > gf
[00:29:50] Corri Yammaru > gf
[00:29:51] mirucalus > gf
[00:29:51] Aluco Strix > GFM8
[00:29:51] Jaffinator > gf
[00:29:52] Charco Kovacs > gf
[00:29:53] BBsoerjabi > gf
[00:29:54] DoraTheExplora Taft > who is loot whore
[00:29:55] Charco Kovacs > :D
[00:29:57] Charco Kovacs > hehehehe
[00:29:58] Dar Calt > gf
[00:30:01] MasterYON > that was messed up
[00:30:01] Siaudas Kion > gf
[00:30:06] s4ngu Daphiti > gf^^
[00:30:16] DoraTheExplora Taft > WORD SON
[00:30:18] DoraTheExplora Taft > NOT COOL
[00:30:22] DoraTheExplora Taft > wolololololol
[00:30:40] DoraTheExplora Taft > TEST SO MEAN
[00:30:43] DoraTheExplora Taft > Q_Q
[00:30:45] Charco Kovacs > test is best
[00:31:10] MasterYON > just trying to start over, gess this is my welcme back to game,
[00:31:36] Birader > what they are doing ?
[00:31:44] MasterYON > will take me some time to get a ship, but ill get back up some how
[00:31:52] MasterYON > they killed my orca
[00:31:58] DoraTheExplora Taft > XD
[00:32:00] NEOTANK > lol
[00:32:01] DoraTheExplora Taft > YOU WOT M8
[00:32:02] NEOTANK > show kill mail
[00:32:05] MasterYON > i was setting up planet mining
[00:32:09] DoraTheExplora Taft > Kill: MasterYON (Orca)
[00:32:10] Charco Kovacs > Kill: MasterYON (Orca)
[00:32:22] DoraTheExplora Taft > planet mining he says!
[00:32:41] MasterYON > ya i was setting up planet extration
[00:32:48] MasterYON > and they attacked
[00:32:50] DoraTheExplora Taft > oh no!
[00:32:51] Rancid Bunny > no way
[00:32:53] DoraTheExplora Taft > dude
[00:33:07] MasterYON > O well now i have a skiff and that it
[00:33:15] Arkuat > how can be?
[00:33:18] DoraTheExplora Taft > ahahaha
[00:33:19] MasterYON > have fun guys later
[00:33:24] DoraTheExplora Taft > all he has is skiff
[00:33:26] DoraTheExplora Taft > xD
[00:33:59] Merlin Sotken > MasterYON check ur wallet
[00:34:35] Arkuat > xDDDDDD
[00:37:15] Shaymac > was bloody landing and he went pop FML
[00:38:59] Imaculate Flight > sooo who the heck did you all gank?
[00:39:01] Imaculate Flight > or what
[00:39:05] DoraTheExplora Taft > Kill: MasterYON (Orca)
[00:39:17] Imaculate Flight > NICE
[00:39:41] DoraTheExplora Taft > o/\o high five screwing pubbies is something we can all get behind amiright
[00:39:56] Imaculate Flight > yep!
[00:40:02] MasterYON > not nice and thank for the 1 isk donation, Sad
DoraTheExplora Taft > oh god man i love you
DoraTheExplora Taft > plz keep talking
FIRMER1 FIRMAGE > trolo. 1 isk you say
MasterYON > why donate 1 isk ?
MasterYON > i dont get that
s4ngu Daphiti > to keep you talking maybe^^
MasterYON > insult i take it
MasterYON > lol ok

Thinking nothing of it I clone jumped home, the pods of my friends exploding all around me. We then discovered his Bio:

"I sit back Drinking my Rum & smerking, Knowing my direct eforts have made that happen. Supply and Demand is more powerfull then a swarm of combat ships. After all I made them ships. Muahahahaha..... I am MasterYON! who the fuck are you?"

Then he and his CEO convoed our FC and as a result of that plan to lodge a complaint with the CEO of our FC's corp and have placed a 50 million bounty on his head.

4 comments:

  1. Absolutely no sympathy here for anyone who can't spell "smirking", or for that matter "effort". Any chance you could gank him again?

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    1. I doubt it, we're too random for that. We were lost in space 60 jumps from home so we decided suicide was the only way to travel.

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  2. Maybe his spelling has something do with all the rum. =)

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