NakedID

In keeping with our renowned commitment to our community, Wizard Entertainment, the makers of World of Boar, Boar, Boarcraft would like to announce a new enhancement to our forums: NakedID.

As from next week users of our forums will be required to post naked with a webcam set up when starting new threads or replying to threads. We believe this will increase user accountability and raise the overall quality of our community's interactions.

We asked video game communities expert Adrianne Curry to explain the ramifications of this development in greater complexity:

I Love To Play 'World Of Warcraft' Naked And Stoned

OK, thanks Adrianne, you've certainly convinced me of the merits of your case!

Opposing NakedID is tantamount to terrorism.

NakedID addresses complex moral issues of vital importance to modern Americans. Consider Pamela here, who is something of an expert in the matter of taking her clothes off:

This is how Pam would like to dress:

But this is how terrorists would like her to dress:

See how NakedID addresses fundamental human rights issues of freedom and self-worth? Terrorists are in fact well known for their opposition to nakedness.

Consider that this man:

has never done a naked Youtube interview!

I'm convinced what do I do now?

OK we'd like fans to now vote by clicking on one of the following links. Click yes or click no, Yes to support NakedID; No if you're a sad loser.

I'm voting YES to NakedID (I like looking at women).

I'm voting YES to NakedID (I like looking at men).

I'm a fat ugly unamerican terrorist who wants to vote NO to NakedID (who cares who you're attracted to. It sure ain't mutual).









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