Following personal intervention by UK Prime Minister David Cameron, Irvine CA-based video games developer Activision-Blizzard will create a special localised version of its forthcoming title Diablo 3 with Britain's fractious underclass in mind.
Players will see a living room rather that the usual paper doll and will have to outfit their living room from loot drops of TV sets, Xboxs and Nikes. The Caravan will include a bling merchant who makes jewelry and a Man With a Hat who provides potions and elixirs. Loot can be sold in a special area called the Back of the Pub.
Act Bosses are replaced with crowbar wielding shopkeepers and zones will contain special burnable vehicles.
We spoke to Mark, a representative of the Peckham chavs and he had this to say:
"Gotta beta key?"
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